Man, Optimus must have been having a rough time when he decided to push these Masters of the Universe toys on us kids back in the eighties. I mean, we all knew that Transformers couldn’t support so many characters, but for the greatest Autobot to spend his time pushing another toy line . . . well, that’s just sad.

At least Optimus wasn’t trying to trick us into buying Go-Bots. That would have just been insulting and mean.