“But I really want shockwave and the tapes.”

This may be the greatest Christmas letter ever. Seriously. Hiding in a mass of “letters to Santa” printed in this 1984 newspaper we find one short letter that stands above all others.

A small portion of the printed letters. Lots of kids asking Santa for Christmas presents.
A small portion of the printed letters. Lots of kids asking Santa for Christmas presents.
The greatest Christmas letter ever, or just one kid's greed shining through? Also, kid, why not Soundwave to go with the tapes? I'll just assume you already owned Soundwave.
The greatest Christmas letter ever, or just one kid’s greed shining through? Also, kid, why not Soundwave to go with the tapes? I’ll just assume you already owned Soundwave.